1. Don’t stay away from church because there are so many hypocrites. There’s always room for one more. ~ A. R. Adams

2. Not only is there no God, but try to get a plumber on the weekends. ~ Woody Allen

3. To pray is to ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single practitioner confusedly unworthy. ~ Ambrose Bierce

4. Christian ethics are seldom found save in the philosophy of some unbeliever. ~ Heywood Brown.

5. A Christian is one who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin. ~ Ambrose Bierce

6. Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte