ECONOMY: A system of commerce in which a small group of people who actually care about such things move massive amounts of imaginary money around on imaginary tote boards while the rest of us go to work, get the occasional oil change, and buy entire seasons of television programs in boxed sets. ~ From “The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, A Lexicon For Those of Us Who are Better and Smarter That The Rest of You”, James Napoli.