RIGHT:

1. A political stance marked by firm positions on traditional values and lower taxes and by wishing there could be a giant, invisible force field that would keep out the foreigners.

2. Something that is due a person; for example, the right to free speech, the right to bear arms, or the right to shoot someone who does not believe in free speech.

~ From “The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, A Lexicon For Those of Us Who are Better and Smarter That The Rest of You”, James Napoli.