RELIGION: An institution founded on the worship of a set of shared beliefs, although if you’re involved in one that maintains earth was founded by a race of super-intelligent space aliens, you may want to reconsider forking over any more operating funds the next time they pass the collection plate. ~ From “The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, A Lexicon For Those of Us Who are Better and Smarter That The Rest of You”, James Napoli.