Federal authorities have arrested two alleged spies for Russia in Massachusetts. And, to the surprise of many, the pair was living as husband and wife in the highly liberal enclave of Cambridge. Rumor has it that the pair’s efficiency and understanding of the complexities of capitalism caught the local’s attention and created a vail of suspicion among the normally socialist leaning community. Federal authorities credit the shift in United States politics and social outlooks to those similar to the former United Soviet Socialist Republic (USSR) as the key reason in confusing the Russian spy pair. WCVB-TV reports on the story, which you can view below:

All sarcasm aside, you can read the print version of the story here. FBI agents arrested Donald Howard Heathfield, a software development Chief Executive Officer and his wife, Tracey Lee Ann Foley, a real estate agent. Public disclosure of the specific charges against the pair is to occur in US District Court in Boston today .